France - Je Plaisante

If you make a threat towards the French they'll fall upon their knees,

And wave a small white flag which more than faintly smells of cheese.

They could be down and out, on the street, and only have one shoe,

But they'll do it in a way that seems superior to you.

A Little Light Racism

Some xenophobic notes on international relations,
On ill-informed pre-judgements people make of other nations,
Awareness of it's baselessness won't dampen their conviction,
As we know the English suffer from some cognitive constriction.