Go on, have a poem. I insist.

Tuesday 20 September 2011

Creationism or EVILution?

What would you like to have taught to your kids?
Facts or superstition?
Apparently god expressly forbids
Scientific inquisition.

So in for a penny, in for a pound,
If we were really created by god,
I would suggest that the earth isn't round,
And we actually live in a sterilised pod,

The pod man is out there watching us all,
Listening to all of our thoughts,
He digitally records every telephone call,
Stored as a series of ones and naughts.

To listen in on every creation,
You've placed inside your pod,
It's useful to own a news corporation,
Yep, I'm afraid Rupert Murdoch is God.

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